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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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