Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
