arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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