Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Even my vagina gasped.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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