I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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