Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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