I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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