I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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