i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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