I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i think i have two assholes
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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