I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Sext me about skeletons
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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