remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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