wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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