There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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