ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
4 words: hood of his car
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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