Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Houston, we have a squirter
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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