hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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