drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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