Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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