On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
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Please. i have SOME standards
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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