Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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