32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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