id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
