do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
