I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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