so that wasnt chicken after all
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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