This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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