nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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