I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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