Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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