home. puking in laundry basket.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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