From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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