I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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