windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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