I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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