at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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