No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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