Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
NoShamevember. You game?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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