How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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