Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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