I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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