okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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