the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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