Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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