oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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