Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
