I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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