spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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