Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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