office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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