Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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