I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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