Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My penis needs a shock collar
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
