yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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