What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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