wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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