ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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