i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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