But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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